when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it
this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time
brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS
*wakes up* what the fuck
4 time Emmy winner Jim Parsons
As much as I love Jim and TBBT, why is he winning this award four times in a row for the same character? Wouldn’t it be better to mix it up and give the other nominees a chance?
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.