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It was fun being a single-celled organism, but now I'm multi-cellular I find myself being divided a lot more.
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10 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 112,187 notes
10 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 73,905 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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10 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 157,376 notes
kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
10 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 52,765 notes

me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
10 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 76,977 notes

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

12 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 39,149 notes

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

12 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 288,565 notes
people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

12 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 49,321 notes
12 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 589,432 notes
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vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

17 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 62,835 notes

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

17 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 44,869 notes
17 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 30,187 notes

bigbangsheldon:

4 time Emmy winner Jim Parsons

As much as I love Jim and TBBT, why is he winning this award four times in a row for the same character? Wouldn’t it be better to mix it up and give the other nominees a chance?

17 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 2,242 notes

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

17 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 439,391 notes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

17 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 269,097 notes