testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
I wonder who first saw a horse and said “dude I want to sit on that thing and make it take me places”
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
it’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the yearrr
KIDS REACT TO seeing their own deaths
Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.
No queen should rule without her trusty penis knife.
Catherine the Great: “is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Grigory Orlov: *pulls out knife*
Catherine: “OH MY GOD IT’S BOTH”
i just got OWNED
Tangled headphones got me like
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
Mushrooms have an extraordinary ability to control the weather, scientists have learned.
By altering the moisture of the air around them, they whip up winds that blow away their spores and help them disperse.
Plants use a variety of methods to spread seeds, including gravity, forceful ejection, wind, water and animals. Mushrooms have long been thought of as passive seed spreaders, releasing their spores and then relying on air currents to carry them.
But new research has shown that mushrooms are able to disperse their spores over a wide area even when there is not a breath of wind - by creating their own weather.
Scientists in the US used high-speed filming techniques and mathematical modelling to show how oyster and Shitake mushrooms release water vapour that cools the air around them, creating convection currents. This in turn generates miniature winds that lift their spores into the air.
That second line sounds like it came straight out of the Pokedex