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It was fun being a single-celled organism, but now I'm multi-cellular I find myself being divided a lot more.
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3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 46,354 notes
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fresh-uterus:

BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH

5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 197,482 notes
5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 282,940 notes

when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 136,699 notes

when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 136,699 notes

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

10 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 372,565 notes

usaforafrica:

I imagine fuck her right in the pussy guy has like a whole bunch of monitors set up at his house and has like cameras set up all around areas near him and he sits watching and waiting for a news reporter and when he sees one he’s like “it’s go time” and puts on that one hoody and uses his secret underground tunnels to get there super fast

11 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 7,333 notes
pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

13 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 56,551 notes

autumnlesterhowell:

i am 5% useless trivia & 95% fall out boy lyrics

17 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 1,335 notes

WHEN I TALK TO MY MOTHER

howdoiputthisgently:

17 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 909 notes

kaz-miller:

"girl-crush"

"man-crush"

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17 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 14,672 notes
mmn2:

06/18/2014
at Pokemon Center Osaka

mmn2:

06/18/2014

at Pokemon Center Osaka

17 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 19,270 notes
17 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 313,234 notes
cutehorans:

parkingstrange:

shut down immediately

damn that was smooth as fuck

cutehorans:

parkingstrange:

shut down immediately

damn that was smooth as fuck

17 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 117,268 notes
17 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 162,426 notes